Herman by Jim Unger for November 15, 2020

Only in your dreams Mildew.

Boss: Yes. I’m doubling your salary.

Mildew: But you don’t pay me anything, Dad.

Twice nothing is still nothing. It all works out.

Mildew?

Mildew, it seems that everyone you have reported to and who works with you agrees.

“What we have here is a failure to communicate.”

Mildew became stale at his job and had to be terminated….

He’d like to fire Mildew, but the guy kinda grew on him.

Seems it took Boss a very long time to determine if Mildew would fit in the company. Wrong guy is going.

I see two jokes here. One: Mildew is oblivious to the fact that he’s about to be fired. Two: Mildew isn’t oblivious; the boss is a piece of crap, and the only thing he “doesn’t know how to say” that “keeps him up at night” is giving a person a raise. If it’s number two, bravo Mildew – nice way to go out.

I would have written that as “Mildeaux”.

Just for giggles, i looked for all the ’Mildew’s’ in the US..3. One in Buckley, WA, Brookfield, IL, & Zephyrhills, FL.

Is the bosses name Ebenezer?…….

Mildew is quite the optimist

You wish

Truth is he fired him years ago, but didn’t have the heart to tell him.

finally eh, moldy? er, mildew. Oh, never mind. Dont let the door hit you in the rear.

25 cents an hour and worth every penny.

So Mildew, could I borrow 10 dollars for lunch?