Herman by Jim Unger for November 25, 2020

A tow truck isn’t going to help. What you need is a truck with a crane and one of those big magnets and a dump truck.

… and he made the old rusty tow truck his new home.

“Pip pip, and all of that!”

It wasn’t until he was flying through the trees, that he realized he wasn’t on the road anymore..

He left 15 years ago, and he hasn’t come back yet.

Brass, pure brass. And maybe the cop will buy it.

If you need a witness Officer, I will be glad to testify in court that he was wanton and reckless in his driving. He may be difficult to find, however, because this drive was part of his interview and I just have a name.

It’s John Smith. He is average height, average weight, dark hair, and no distinguishing features. You should call in to issue an APB immediately.

A “spot” of car trouble? It’s disintegrated.

The officer has his hand on his gun. Must be expecting a spot of trouble.

The cop looks like he was just in an accident.

Looks like his CAR is guilty of drunk driving, but not the driver.

That’s no spot; It’s a billboard!!!

I heard that one before…..

He hung back with the car to make sure nobody stole it.

Rear seat airbags? They really do have everything!

Had a drunk deny he was the driver….struck a concrete wall head on. I said So you weren’t the driver….then explain the large steering wheel bruise on your chest….with the Ford oval outlined perfectly? He had no explanation but continued to deny driving….couldn’t be me…I own a Chevy…..Yes sir..I replied…..you were driving your friend’s Ford. His friend laying next to him just as drunk….M’ fer! You crashed my car??? He was passed out in the passenger seat at the time.