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When I was in college, I was at a party at my friend’s house and decided, by prior agreement, to spend the night rather than drive home after consuming alcohol.
At that time in my life, I did not eat breakfast. The following morning, the conversation with his mother went like this.
“What would you like for breakfast?”
“Just coffee.”
“How many eggs would you like?”
“Just coffee.”
“How would you like them cooked?”
My friend turned to me and said, “We’ve known each other for several years. You should know my mother by now: take a dive in the first round. She’s going to win anyway.”
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member almost 4 years ago
“Today I’ll eat at the diner.”
allen@home almost 4 years ago
Just give me a bowl of cereal. You can’t burn that.
sirbadger almost 4 years ago
If you cook the wrong egg, we’ll have to deal with a very angry ostrich.
flashdrive1988 almost 4 years ago
Aged eggs.
tremaine53 almost 4 years ago
“You’re getting my eggs confused with me toast, dear!”
dflak almost 4 years ago
When I was in college, I was at a party at my friend’s house and decided, by prior agreement, to spend the night rather than drive home after consuming alcohol.
At that time in my life, I did not eat breakfast. The following morning, the conversation with his mother went like this.
“What would you like for breakfast?”
“Just coffee.”
“How many eggs would you like?”
“Just coffee.”
“How would you like them cooked?”
My friend turned to me and said, “We’ve known each other for several years. You should know my mother by now: take a dive in the first round. She’s going to win anyway.”
sandpiper almost 4 years ago
If he’s reading the financial pages or the employment ads, the eggs are the only things going black this a.m.
wirepunchr almost 4 years ago
I have to assume she’s not talking about the shells.
rshive almost 4 years ago
Stick to the dark brown. Black ones are a little overdone.
morningglory73 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Not enough rollers in her hair.
Alberta Oil almost 4 years ago
Didn’t know there was a choice as it depends on the color of the chicken.
raybarb44 almost 4 years ago
She’s a keeper…..
Bill The Nuke almost 4 years ago
I’ll take mine at the diner.
paranormal almost 4 years ago
Raw please. He’ll take his chances with Sam and Ella…
DCBakerEsq almost 4 years ago
I like my women and my toast brown but not burnt.
cuzinron47 almost 4 years ago
Like he has a choice.
JesseLouisMartinez almost 4 years ago
The eggs must be rotten or she doesn’t know how to cook
Vet Premium Member almost 4 years ago
How do you want your eggs? How about edible.