I’ve always believed that there is a subtext to the act of a child giving his/her teacher an apple, which is virtually never mentioned. It’s that the kid didn’t give the apple out of respect or affection— the kid just wanted to unload a food item s/he didn’t want to eat, and thought perhaps giving it to the teacher might score some points.
sandpiper almost 3 years ago
Another failed investment. Get used to it, Kid. As the man said, Life ain’t no easy gig.
kgs almost 3 years ago
Lets get to the " core " of the problem…
MayCauseBurns almost 3 years ago
An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough…
rossevrymn almost 3 years ago
hee
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
So today, class, let this be a lesson to you…..apples don’t necessarily bring you an "A” on your reports,
Wirepuncher almost 3 years ago
You didn’t polish it enough kid.
WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Reading it off the cue card?
[Unnamed Reader - b76a53] almost 3 years ago
Bribes work best if you are bribing a politician.
tremaine53 almost 3 years ago
I’ve always believed that there is a subtext to the act of a child giving his/her teacher an apple, which is virtually never mentioned. It’s that the kid didn’t give the apple out of respect or affection— the kid just wanted to unload a food item s/he didn’t want to eat, and thought perhaps giving it to the teacher might score some points.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace almost 3 years ago
“…I thought we had an understanding. My grade shows obviously you DID NOT understand!!”
Huckleberry Hiroshima almost 3 years ago
lmao
TSRaman almost 3 years ago
elppa ym