Imagine This by Lucas Turnbloom for January 14, 2015
Transcript:
Clovis: Tis a new year. So for all you new readers, allow me to introduce myself. The name is Clovis, and I'm the star of this comic. I've been around since 2007 that's five years longer than other nameless crass, inebriated, plus bears. Five. Yeeeep. Five. ...But I digress.
You forgot to tell them you also take more vacations than the POTUS.