In Security by Bea R. for March 25, 2020

Sam’s looking at her like she’s going more insane than normal lol

Stock up on that TP while you can, Sam. ✨❤️✨

I see toilet paper is still a hot commodity.

“My best friend is in love and happy, how can I make this about me? How can I make this about me and gripe about it?”, Sedine is really not coming off well here.

“Silly Fools”, glass houses Sedine! XD

“It is never really love if you lost it.”

“True love never fades, until it was a lie.”

“When you fall out of love, you keep looking for the smallest flaws to make your decision reasonable.”

Therefore true love never dies, if it does it was never truly love. Hope this helps.

The best answer Sam can give is : No. We’re just more mature…

So Bea. Do you have a cunning plan for Sam to prove their love’s not dying, or are you going to let Sedine torment him for our amusement, who’s for prove, who’s for torment?

No, you just married a twenty something man going on sixty.

Depends, is the fun just for them? Or for Sedine’s attempt to out show the newlyweds?

who is Karen?

I’ve been married 26 years. I told my wife I love her back then and Ill let her know if anything changes.

“Yes. It’s the only reasonable explanation.”

It’s the stuff that dreams are made of… it’s the slow and steady fire (Carly Simon)

BTW… who’s Karen, and what’s she at?

Sam, stop reading the paper. Your sweating. Go comfort Sedine, in your big, strong arms.

No, is just consolidated.

(senses great drama in the last panel of the cartoon)

1K PER ROLL ! LOL! good one!

Bored stuck at home. Here is Bea’s new book! https://smile.amazon.com/Hey-Sam-Security-Compilation-Bea/dp/0983954496

“No, it’s just growing deeper. Quietly deeper.” “Quiet” is not exactly Sedine’s style though.

“Remember when we were like that?” “Mmm…no.”

Amazing… Sam just saved her from a crazed stalker, and now she’s worried that their love is dying.

I’d recommend therapy, but she’d drive the poor doctor insane.

I noticed “Alley Oop” no longer accepts comments.

How many layers and what face is printed on the toilet paper to make it worth $1000 a roll?