Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for July 23, 2011
Transcript:
captain: Bixby! help me!! I'm an amoeba!! bixby: That's rough, man. captain: Well, do something!! I'm about to be devolved out of existence!! bixby: And once you do, your consciousness will hump into this handy clone I just happen to have lying around. in 3....2.... captain: and I'm back, baby!! bixby: Try to take better care of this one, willya?
zero over 13 years ago
He has his own clone? does he have a clothing line too?
Kaywest over 13 years ago
I foresee Cap vs Dolly in a toe-to-toe, all-out blood baa-th.
pschearer Premium Member over 13 years ago
Wow, how convenient.
Twonky over 13 years ago
Not only did the amoeba Captain Victorious disappear but so did the chair!
lewisbower over 13 years ago
Capt with the brain of an amoeba. Situation normal.
bdaverin over 13 years ago
To be a clone instead of put up a fight‘Cause cloneliness is next to godliness, right?I’m glad they told me what to say’Cause I could never find the wayTo make it on my own!I want to be a clone!Ah, Steve Taylor, if you only knew that your critique of mass-market Christianity as a Christian would help me become a pagan…
ctsignguy over 13 years ago
Darn! And Mr Negato came SO close to ridding us of the Captain…And the Captain really should stop cloning around…
orionsdaughter over 13 years ago
Ahh… I thought the Captain would continue his devolution until he ended up as the most simple life form of all… Captain Victorious.
Coyoty Premium Member over 13 years ago
I’ve been making copies of myself because I’m clonely.
burleigh2 over 13 years ago
I figured it would be a magical ending… but that’s a bit TOO magical and convenient if you ask me. ;-)
ninetoes over 13 years ago
It’s no worse than the explanations for some comic book characters’ returns from the dead. In fact I’m thinking that one reminds me of Arnim Zola.