Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for December 17, 2012
Transcript:
Bixby: So I got you a day job on "Prince Valiant". Standard stuff: talk, talk, talk, fight, fight, fight, then they chop off your arm. Viking: Do I get any benefits? Bixby: There's a generous severance package. Viking: What's with that guy? Bixby: My nephew, Flippy. He's doing stuff around here till I can find him something steady. Bad-dum bump
I think ShortStraw wants him to get a job at a French Restaurant.