Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for February 20, 2014
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Transcript:
Man: When I started this place, I thought it would be easy to compete against elves! After all, dwarves live underground, breathe soot and forge hot iron! We're as though as nails! But it turned out that dwarves are susceptible to a ton of dessert-related illnesses. You know how embarrassing it is to find out you have no natural defense against snickerdoodles?
It’s not only dwarves who can fall prey to “dessert-related illnesses”; anyone can, if you eat enough of them. So the only “natural defense” is to avoid, or at least limit them.