Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for August 07, 2014
Transcript:
Tyr: Hamhock, have I ever told you about Heimdall? Hamhock: Bip boop beep. Tyr: He was the gatekeeper of Asgard, and his trusty horn Gjallarhorn would ring out across all the nine worlds to alert the gods of danger!! Of course, nowadays he'd just text it in... Hamhock: Ura loser...
Yup, buy a terrible phone you are indeed a looser Hamhock.