Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for August 06, 2014
Transcript:
Hamhock: Hey, Tyr, check out my new cell phone! Pretty boss, huh? Tyr: Hah! Your pitiful technology is no match for the magicks of Asgard!! Magicks which the all-father Odin hung on a tree for nine days and sacrifices his right eye to attain!! Hamhock: I had to sign a two-year contract... Tyr: Ouch.
Over three years ago, a Chinese boy sold a kidney for an iPad and iPhone. If another Asgardian were sacrifice a body part for a modern convenience, he might be Thor.