Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for August 25, 2016
August 24, 2016
August 26, 2016
Transcript:
captain: Here you go! boy: Uh...thanks.... ralston: did you not give him a tip? Captain: A tip?? pfft!! Captain: You don't get rich by tipping delivery guys!! ralston: you also don't eat nearly as much of their spit...
Unless Cap’s a repeat customer, the delivery boy doesn’t get a chance to hawk a loogie on his burger since Cap already has it.