Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for July 19, 2018
July 18, 2018
July 20, 2018
Transcript:
hamhock: Whose idea was tipping, anyway? hamhock: just charge me more and then pay the waiter more! why's it gotta be up to me? I mean, if I tipped a cop or a politician or a firefighter it would be called a bribe! hamhock: So, why am I expected to tip a waiter? Ralston: Think of it as bribing them not to spit in your drink.
Gee thanks for slamming the wait staff there, could be why your food is always late?