Transcript:
hamhock: I can't use these smartphone things. they're so busy! ralston: And they're tiny! I can barely see the screen!! Ralston: and how do you type on this miniscule-- hamhock: wait, I got just the thing for you! ralston: Sadly, this is perfect...
Now I want to invent a typewriter that connects to your phone via bluetooth, but someone beat me to it.
https://www.amazon.com/Qwerkywriter-Typewriter-Inspired-Mechanical-Wireless/dp/B01KM6EJOY