Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for April 16, 2020
April 15, 2020
April 17, 2020
Transcript:
Captain Victorious: I'll take a Mega Titan burger, and obscene size it. Ralston: Mmm... I'll have the garden salad. Captain Victorious: Garden salad? That's rabbit food! Eat some real food! Captain Victorious: You know, pig slop is a high-protein gruel made from grains, meat and bone meal. Captain Victorious: So? Ralston: So it's all leftover parts mashed together and it's still more nutritious than what you ordered! If I'm eating rabbit food, then what you're eating doesn't even reach the quality of pig food. Captain Victorious: Yeah. Pigs can be such health freaks. Hamhock: Slop burger with cheese, extra bone meal.
whahoppened over 4 years ago
Pigs are self powered garbage disposals. Then you eat ’em!
Prey over 4 years ago
So Cap hasn´t realised that Ralston IS a rabbit?
Aaronious over 4 years ago
Bonus humor: Ralston is a rabbit, so him eating ‘rabbit food’ is apropos.
LOLBeth over 4 years ago
I love the logo for Titan Burger!
TimWilliams3 over 4 years ago
he could have ended it in the 3rd panel with ‘of course, I AM a rabbit’
Grayhair, The Pirate Formerly Known as Tom Powell Premium Member over 4 years ago
Nothing makes me want to pig out on junk food more than listening to a self-righteous health nut telling me how I should eat.