Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for August 30, 2020
August 29, 2020
August 31, 2020
Transcript:
Fritz: Bixby, you can't be SEEN with that cell phone. Bixby: Why not? Fritz: It'll make you look like a doddering fogey who's completely out-of-date! Bixby: Are you kidding? This phone signifies power! That I'm a force to be reckoned with! That I'm impressive! Fritz: You might look more impressive if you weren't breaking a sweat just lifting it.
I remember when a cell phone came in an attache case.