Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for August 31, 2020
Transcript:
Fritz: Here you go, Bixby! I got you a new cell phone! Bixby: It's too fancy. Fritz: It's stylish! It's state-of-the-art and the height of fashion! Bixby: It's too wimpy! Fritz: It'll make you look like a real player in this town! Bixby: It's too tiny! Fritz: You'll be able to throw it farther. Bixby: It's too light to hurt anyone...
It’s easier to shove up their nose, and if set to vibrate you can shove it up their nose and then call it to give them a migraine