Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for May 12, 2021
May 11, 2021
May 13, 2021
Transcript:
Ralston: All right, so I want to set some ground rules for this fight. Cars, lampposts, mailboxes and gas mains are all legal to use as weapons, but civilians are can not be used as shields. Also, there will be a 10-minute fudgesicle break every half-hour. Tyr: Lemme guess - you threw in that last one. Captain Victorious: Hey, I gave in on that civilian thing...
Ladies and gentlemen, let’s get rrrrrready to …(oh @#$&, Michael Buffer has copyrighted the phrase)!