Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for May 12, 2021
May 11, 2021
May 13, 2021
Transcript:
Ralston: All right, so I want to set some ground rules for this fight. Cars, lampposts, mailboxes and gas mains are all legal to use as weapons, but civilians are can not be used as shields. Also, there will be a 10-minute fudgesicle break every half-hour. Tyr: Lemme guess - you threw in that last one. Captain Victorious: Hey, I gave in on that civilian thing...
syzygy47 over 3 years ago
Ladies and gentlemen, let’s get rrrrrready to …(oh @#$&, Michael Buffer has copyrighted the phrase)!
rugeirn over 3 years ago
It’s not just that nobody can think of an alternative to having a fight. It’s that nobody even TRIES to think of anything other than having a fight.
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
Fudgesicles? Didn’t they ever hear what Stewart’s mother had to say about those?
Spider-UK over 3 years ago
Its Time For A Death Battle!!!!!
Blackangus over 3 years ago
Can the civilians be used as weapons?
ChessPirate over 3 years ago
“Well, I won! Now, on to save the city!”
“You just destroyed the city…”
( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
Bradley Walker over 3 years ago
I cite DESTROY! by Scott McCloud.
https://youtu.be/p_xktkzfs0E
Thinkingblade over 3 years ago
I do like a good Fudgesicle – those Dove bars are dangerously awesome. What I really need is a Superhero metabolism so I could eat one every half hour if I wanted to!
knight1192a over 3 years ago
Gave in? Did some kid go by (not Scrappy Lad) and you didn’t want them to see what a big coward you are?