Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for September 04, 2021

You shouldn’t be seeing any stupid people; they’re all over at Dogbert’s house

Because they don’t understand Yield signs. Because they’re in the express check-out lane (twelve items or less) with 137 items in their carts. Because they think you want to hear their stereo cranked up to 11 at 3 in the morning. Because they don’t understand cleaning up after their dog takes a dump on your lawn. Because they don’t understand going to the end of the line… How many reasons do you need to justify hating stupid people?

I’ve met people like cap before…

The genuinely stupid people don’t bother me as much as the people who are just too lazy to think about what they’re doing.

In that case Cap, you must hate yourself.

Seriously Cap, you shouldn’t hate stupid people since most of those you label as stupid are at least five times smarter than you.

Aaand we have a double winner! Thanks, Cap!