Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for November 25, 2022
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Transcript:
Fritz: Bixby, in these lean economic times, we're going to have to make some painful cuts. Bixby: Oh, I agree, Fritz! And I propose a dramatic reduction of staff! Now, my job is indispensable, so I suggest we cut your department in half! Fritz: Bixby, I'm the only one in my department. Bixby: Hey, you said it'd be painful...
Actually, Bixby, since Fritz is the owner, president, chairman of the board, CEO, COO, executive secretary, head of human resources, and chief of accounting for Ink Pen, he’s the indespensable one. Which means since you refuse to shape up and actually do the work you’re paid to do, time for you to go.