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Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for November 25, 2022
Transcript:
Fritz: Bixby, in these lean economic times, we're going to have to make some painful cuts. Bixby: Oh, I agree, Fritz! And I propose a dramatic reduction of staff! Now, my job is indispensable, so I suggest we cut your department in half! Fritz: Bixby, I'm the only one in my department. Bixby: Hey, you said it'd be painful...
Yontrop about 2 years ago
Good thing they are comic characters, or they could never make this work.
LawrenceS about 2 years ago
But at least one person is working in Fritz’s department. And, from all the strip has shown, no one works in Bixby’s.
knight1192a about 2 years ago
Actually, Bixby, since Fritz is the owner, president, chairman of the board, CEO, COO, executive secretary, head of human resources, and chief of accounting for Ink Pen, he’s the indespensable one. Which means since you refuse to shape up and actually do the work you’re paid to do, time for you to go.