Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for February 26, 2024
Transcript:
hamhock: hey, tyr, can I borrow your axe? tyr: Bah! blasphemy! this is the fiery brandraxt, and can only be used in the aid of worthy battle! jenn erica: Hey, can I borrow your axe thing? I totally have a hangnail. tyr: what? what's a worthy battle if I ever heard one...
I have the same response when a friend wants to borrow my car!