Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for April 02, 2024
Transcript:
dynaman: so, jenn erica, whaddya think? Jenn erica: About what? dynaman: come on! don't I look more rugged? jenn erica: uhhh, I'm not-- dynaman: I didn't shave for a week! see?? jenn erica: gee, how did I miss it...? dynaman: plus, I'm wearing my gardening gloves!! so outdoorsy!!
One of the paradoxes in Superman was: if every hair he has is indestructible how does he shave or get a haircut? (DC provided a couple incredibly lame and / or complex answers.) Apparently one of DM’s superpowers is the ability to remain smooth shaven.