Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for September 16, 2024
September 15, 2024
September 17, 2024
Transcript:
captain: so I did a little time traveling to see if dinosaurs really existed...and you were right! I found a bunch of 'em and boy am I glad I did! ralston: it feels good to learn the truth, right? Captain: oh, sure... also, they're delicious...
Well, I heard (long, long ago) that rattlesnake tastes like chicken. So I just did a search on what does iguana taste like? Mixed answers. Some say it tastes like chicken, others disagree.
Monitor lizards apparently do taste like chicken.
Giant tortoise (the kind found on the Galapagos Islands were said to be very tasty. Which led to sailors carrying them off on ships as a source of fresh meat.
So Cap’n Victorious remark would probably be correct.