In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for December 25, 2016

It’s easy. Any time the Floob goes into the blarfzone within squishteen seconds, the raflagarb gets to queeboforb the floob.

I feel that way about Cricket.

I’ll bet those green guys feel the same way about our various “Christmas” traditions. 8^)

It’s called Soccer on Mars.

Regardless, as a participant I’m ineffective, and as a spectator my team will lose.

How many sides does a Floob have?

I think that they’re watching cricket.

I think I’m having a Jabberwocky moment here.

Good one.