In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for August 17, 2018

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    Strob Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Yes, all the extra fat adds flavor.

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    the lost wizard  over 6 years ago

    Don’t forget to pick up the beer vendor.

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    gary  over 6 years ago

    “To Serve Man”

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    jarvisloop  over 6 years ago

    This is just wrong. Green aliens are a myth. They’re either a gray or a white. Mr. Moore needs to consult a ufologist before he prints incorrect material.

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    h.v.greenman  over 6 years ago

    Try the purple ones. The cyclops-unicorn says “…they sure taste fine.”

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    formathe  over 6 years ago

    It’s the Dijon mustard. Makes the meal!

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    redback  over 6 years ago

    every body likes wieners but nobody wants to know how are they made

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    WCraft Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Nothing like sun-burned humans; aka: red hots

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    PO' DAWG  over 6 years ago

    Flying Purple Eaters (Sorry, I couldn’t help myself)

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    David Rickard Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Gray 1: I’d love an Earthling.

    Gray 2: Astrodome. Good Earthlings there.

    Gray 1: Astrodome? You can’t grow a good Earthling indoors. Yankee Stadium. September. The Earthlings have been boiling since opening day in April. Now that’s an Earthling.

    Gray 2: The yellow mustard or the darker kind?

    Gray 1: The darker kind.

    Gray 2: Very important.

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