In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for February 14, 2021

And how about a breath mint? Your breath is … bad.

How about “You sure you don’t want a granola, bear?”

He’s probably just looking for a pic-a-nic basket.

Soon it won’t be, because you’ll be in it.

Snickers?

I see the other fellow is wearing running shoes. Obviously, he was well prepared.

“Yes, please.” … “Thank you.” … “I hope you have some more.” … lots more."

Well … it’s either a comically stylized grizzly bear … or the world’s first and most grotesquely large, carnivorous groundhog.

Quick! Give him a Snickers bar.

This is trump standing behind the 43 !!!

I am hunting for ducks, Honest. See, it’s a shotgun……

For his sake, I hope that bear is really crazy about granola bars.

You’re going to be a granola bar

Soon you’ll be inside it