In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for March 15, 2022

He ain’t gonna talk. You can’t make him talk.

Holly Golightly : All right, so he’s not a regular rat, or even a super rat. Just a scared little mouse, that’s all. But oh, golly! Gee damn!

What do you say we make him sleep with da humans?

He’s a slippery one….who will sleep with the fishes….

Have him sleeping with the fishes then….oh wait

I think they’re getting suspicious of “Larry the No-lips”.

OK, I”ll bite…who?

I think it’s pretty a-lure-ing

“Fish Eye” ain’t sayin’ nothin’.

Just don’t kiss him and you’ll be fine…

Slip him a Mickey Fin, set him on a perch, and “convince” him it would benefit him to tell a tail.