In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for September 14, 2023

Just read this om Not Always Right:

We had a new line of little ornamental animals priced between £.4.99 and £14.99, so I priced them with stickers underneath and displayed them nicely.

Later, I could see a woman out of the corner of my eye, picking things up, putting them down, looking at me, and fiddling about underneath items.

She finally came up to the counter with one of the larger items, but surprise, surprise, it had a £4.99 sticker.

Me: “Oh, dear. Some naughty person has been swapping labels here! That’s a bad thing to do; it’s the same as stealing, you know… It’s actually £14.99. Do you still want it?”

She just slunk away.

Is there now also a speed limit for running the bases?

They need to re-design the Baseline! It should turn at the base..

It’s legal where I came from!

Sometime in the not too distant future of sensitivity in sports, hehehe…….

Astro’s stadium?

Back when he did stand up, Woody Allen had a bit where he played on a team of neurotics, who would steal second, feel guilty and go back……..

Let your conscience be your guide.

Stealing in baseball is perfectly legal, as long as you don’t get caught.

Commissioner tweaking the rules again?