He’ll get the hole idea.
Just go to the supermarket and buy some frozen fish.
They might just as well go home (or somewhere warm and inside). It will take quite a while to get together everything they’re going to need.
A man went ice fishing. He starts to drill a hole in the ice. Suddenly he hears a voice that says, “There are no fish under the ice.”
He gets up and moves to a different location. As he starts to drill another hole, he hears the voice again, “There are no fish under the ice.”
So he moves again. As he starts drilling the next hole he hears the voice say the same thing again. Perplexed he calls out “Who are you?”
The voice answers “I am the ice rink manager.”
I’d be impressed if you get reception out there to Google something
You’re doing just fine. Maybe bring a flask next time.
Step 1. Cut hole in ice
This reminds me of a joke. How do you catch a polar bear? Cut a hole in the ice and pour peas in it. When the bear comes to take a pea, kick him in the ice hole.
He’s all bark and no bite.
How to ice fish:
Step 1: Buy fish
Step 2: Buy bag of ice
Step 3: Bury fish in bag of ice
a sage 7 months ago
He’ll get the hole idea.
Imagine 7 months ago
Just go to the supermarket and buy some frozen fish.
Doug K 7 months ago
They might just as well go home (or somewhere warm and inside). It will take quite a while to get together everything they’re going to need.
Imagine 7 months ago
A man went ice fishing. He starts to drill a hole in the ice. Suddenly he hears a voice that says, “There are no fish under the ice.”
He gets up and moves to a different location. As he starts to drill another hole, he hears the voice again, “There are no fish under the ice.”
So he moves again. As he starts drilling the next hole he hears the voice say the same thing again. Perplexed he calls out “Who are you?”
The voice answers “I am the ice rink manager.”
MRC112 7 months ago
I’d be impressed if you get reception out there to Google something
Calvins Brother 7 months ago
You’re doing just fine. Maybe bring a flask next time.
Bill D. Kat Premium Member 7 months ago
Step 1. Cut hole in ice
This reminds me of a joke. How do you catch a polar bear? Cut a hole in the ice and pour peas in it. When the bear comes to take a pea, kick him in the ice hole.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 7 months ago
He’s all bark and no bite.
Bryan Smith Premium Member 7 months ago
How to ice fish:
Step 1: Buy fish
Step 2: Buy bag of ice
Step 3: Bury fish in bag of ice