In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for January 22, 2025

I thought it was industrial cheese sauce.

Are they more important than dying?

Who has the concession stand at a siege?

Which arrow will end up in Steve Martin’s album cover instead of in Cupid’s quiver?

It looks like butterscotch pudding is about to drop, not oil.

Yikes! No wonder the churros taste awful

Rich man, pour man.

You don’t want that oil, we already cooked fish in it.

OK, OK, we’ll use the menudo instead.

Looks more like nacho cheese sauce.