“Ya got your TSA agent right here. First, we got Barbie. Nice American girl, back from her dream vacation. We know she’s OK because she’s blond. So she gets in. Now, who’s up next? Uh oh, it’s Moana. Whoa. Slow your roll, honey. We’re gonna pat her down. Then we’re gonna read her emails and if we don’t like the answers — which we won’t — BOOM! Guantanamo Bay!” – Spicer McCarthy
“Ya got your TSA agent right here. First, we got Barbie. Nice American girl, back from her dream vacation. We know she’s OK because she’s blond. So she gets in. Now, who’s up next? Uh oh, it’s Moana. Whoa. Slow your roll, honey. We’re gonna pat her down. Then we’re gonna read her emails and if we don’t like the answers — which we won’t — BOOM! Guantanamo Bay!” – Spicer McCarthy