Jim Benton Cartoons by Jim Benton for March 08, 2015
March 06, 2015
March 10, 2015
Transcript:
Beagle Cop! Caller: Beagle cop? My master went to work and he's never coming back. Beagle Cop: Try to remain panicky. How long has he been gone? Caller: I'd say between four minutes and six years. Beagle Cop: Ok. Here's what I need you to do: tip over the trash and urinate on the rug. That usually brings them back within a decade.
My cats do this..I work from home but if I go out for groceries or something that has me out for more than a few minutes now. They all run to the door as if I had been gone for months and then follow me about everywhere I go for a while after.