Jim Benton Cartoons by Jim Benton for March 08, 2015
March 06, 2015
March 10, 2015
Transcript:
Beagle Cop! Caller: Beagle cop? My master went to work and he's never coming back. Beagle Cop: Try to remain panicky. How long has he been gone? Caller: I'd say between four minutes and six years. Beagle Cop: Ok. Here's what I need you to do: tip over the trash and urinate on the rug. That usually brings them back within a decade.
Ida No over 9 years ago
And that’s why everyone loves Beagle Cop.Next up, “my master brought home a new girlfriend and now they’re going to throw me out on the street.”
Leroy over 9 years ago
Funny!!But shouldn’t it be Beagle 911?
jopfef over 9 years ago
HA! That kind of stuff brings me home really quickly! ;-) :-)
LisaMarieWills almost 4 years ago
My cats do this..I work from home but if I go out for groceries or something that has me out for more than a few minutes now. They all run to the door as if I had been gone for months and then follow me about everywhere I go for a while after.