JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for June 21, 1996
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frank: So, do you have any grandkids? Man: one, she just turned 17. she dropped out of school and married a hoodlum. the last time I saw her, she had shaved her head, tattooed her skull and he'd driven a spike through her tongue. frank: aren't they cute at that age?
Everyone says they “want a baby!”
Nobody says “I want a teenager!” :-D