JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for March 22, 2009
Transcript:
Marcy says, "A woman in maternity had a miraculous multiple delivery!" Joe says, "How many?" Marcy says, "Eight babies and a reality show." Marcie says, "How was your day?" Joe says, "I arrested some people. How's your's?" Marcy says, "I nursed some sick people back to health." Joe says, "Must you phrase it that way?" Joe says, "You make your job sound better than my job!" Marcy says, "Do I really?" Joe says, "We shouldn't compete with one another." Marcy says, "You're right. -Sorry" Joe says, "I forgive you." Smak Marcy says, "Well...let me get back to work here..." Joe says, "I'm off the rest of today!" Ha!
How about “I helped keep the community safe from evildoers today.”