JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for January 31, 2010

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Clarence says, "Me and Joe are still at the gym, honey." Charlene says, "When are you coming home?" Clarence says, "You've seen my belly. This could take a while." Clarence says, "Look at you, you're sweatin'" Joe says, "Correctamundo" Joe says, "We're in the gym!" Clarence says, "I know. I just got off the treadmill." Joe says, "...Chatting up some guy on the next treadmill..." Joe says, "And you got off in, like, two minutes!" Joe says, "Then you sat in the cafe laughing and drinkin' smoothies with people!" Joe says, "Clarence, you've obviously mistaken this place for some type of social club..." Joe says, "Get on that equipment and sweat!" Clarence says, "Can I change into something cheaper?"