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Why is the doctor putting me on a strict diet?!
because the fork is deadlier than the gun.
The gun has the second amendment protecting it.
My fork doesn't even have a lawyer!
aw, what’s the point of living if you can’t have your double-dip chocolate chip vanilla ice cream with sprinkles?