JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for October 09, 2015
Transcript:
when I grow up I wanna play pro football like Uncle Marcus! Go rforit, little bro! According to Google, Uncle Marcus has broken 8 bones and endured 12 surgeries. ...and despite being loaded he hasn't spent a dime of contract money and lives a spartan existence. I dont think any of that is on google!'
Just who is he going to leave that contract money with when he finally breaks the final bone a.k.a. his skull.