JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for October 09, 2015
Transcript:
when I grow up I wanna play pro football like Uncle Marcus! Go rforit, little bro! According to Google, Uncle Marcus has broken 8 bones and endured 12 surgeries. ...and despite being loaded he hasn't spent a dime of contract money and lives a spartan existence. I dont think any of that is on google!'
Observer fo Irony about 9 years ago
Just who is he going to leave that contract money with when he finally breaks the final bone a.k.a. his skull.
Charlie Fogwhistle about 9 years ago
If he’s not spending even a dime of his contract money, what is he living on?
ETB about 9 years ago
You can cite the last bit of info from “GoComics.com” lol
Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member about 9 years ago
And don’t forget all the head injuries that plague players for life. All the money in the world can’t rid you of permanent brain damage.
spaced man spliff about 9 years ago
And don’t forget the one bone that isn’t articulated with any other bone—the hyoid.