JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for December 11, 2018

No, he pulled you over to say “you were doing 58 in a 35 zone.”

Another grad from the “Dot Cobb School of Scary Driving”.

No, but he’ll throw in a congratulations with the ticket.

This is called getting pulled over by a cop

Actually, he was pulling you over because you’re driving like his mother.

8 minutes… We have a new record!!!

Dana was so excited that she forgot that she had turned her feet into lead…..

Considering who taught her to drive!

OK, thanks. Marci is fired!

I’m reminded of the oldie about the lady who speeds, goes through red lights and doesn’t use her turn signals. Finally she’s pulled over by a cop who asks for her license. “Don’t be silly!” she tells him. “Who would give me a license?”

“You want to see my driver’s license? But… I thought you get it only when you’re at least 16!” Mother, sitting besides: “Don’t listen to her! She doen’t mean it, she’s totally drunk!”

Very dangerous tools.

I pulled my wife over once (before cell phones) to give her a message, she was not amused.

Our girls turned 18 this year. No big deal for them. They earned their driver’s licenses. NBD. Graduated high school. NBD. VOTED!!!!! BEST DAY EVER!!!!!!