buttock armor! now there’s something my brother and I could have used instead of the comic books we stuffed in our pants in preparation for our father’s belt back in the 50’s. (which we deserved BTW, if I remember correctly).
Shoulder candles almost make sense in a medieval setting: torches that leave your hands free as you search the otherwise unlit castle halls or torture the heretic in your dungeon. But the feathered headgear has to go!
dadoctah almost 6 years ago
If Dave Barry were here, he’d point out that the Stylish Chickenskin Hats would be a great name for a rock band.
Army_Nurse almost 6 years ago
buttock armor! now there’s something my brother and I could have used instead of the comic books we stuffed in our pants in preparation for our father’s belt back in the 50’s. (which we deserved BTW, if I remember correctly).
Linguist almost 6 years ago
All these fine products are available through Amazon.conjob !
Larry Miller Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Heaven forbid one wear a passé chickenskin hat. If it happened to have the odd feather still attached, they’d be told to go pluck yourself.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Shoulder candles almost make sense in a medieval setting: torches that leave your hands free as you search the otherwise unlit castle halls or torture the heretic in your dungeon. But the feathered headgear has to go!
anomalous4 almost 6 years ago
All of the above are about as sensible as the codpiece.
jpozenel almost 6 years ago
And this is just a sample of the litigants on Judge Judy!