Captain Ahab survived his encounter with the white whale after all. Moby dropped him off at the northern tip of Antarctica, where the glacial “ice whales” roam.
Why THOSE whales aren’t white is not a mystery, as their dark pigmentation helps absorb heat during Summer months for storage in thick layers of blubber. Their sheer size makes makes them the relentless bane of killer whales, seals, and penguins.
Yes, Moby spared Ahab but thus did him no kindness. With only a harpoon for his defense the ice whales will inevitably move in for the kill. Rotten, mean Moby — that’s the reason everybody calls D*ick.
Charliegirl Premium Member about 2 years ago
Behind you!
wi3leong Premium Member about 2 years ago
Ahab and the land going black whale?
PraiseofFolly about 2 years ago
Captain Ahab survived his encounter with the white whale after all. Moby dropped him off at the northern tip of Antarctica, where the glacial “ice whales” roam.
Why THOSE whales aren’t white is not a mystery, as their dark pigmentation helps absorb heat during Summer months for storage in thick layers of blubber. Their sheer size makes makes them the relentless bane of killer whales, seals, and penguins.
Yes, Moby spared Ahab but thus did him no kindness. With only a harpoon for his defense the ice whales will inevitably move in for the kill. Rotten, mean Moby — that’s the reason everybody calls D*ick.
Milady Meg about 2 years ago
“Dinsdale!”
Steverino Premium Member about 2 years ago
I always thought Moby Dick was a venereal disease.
Zebrastripes about 2 years ago
Call me Ishmael ….
Vet Premium Member about 2 years ago
Mind his hedgehog friend lurking about.
SKYSWIM about 2 years ago
Not exactly a white whale hiding back there.
carlzr about 2 years ago
Would this be funnier if Ahab was being stalked by one of Kliban’s cats?