Kliban by B. Kliban for April 17, 2023

That last one is in case they sentence you to a good spanking.

True story. The reason we have creases in trousers is that one summer Prince Edward’s valet forgot to iron his tennis whites before his first game of the year. The pants had a crease in them and when the aristocrats saw it they all imitated the look.

Without a doubt, this was the court of Mad King Ludwig II of Bavaria. He had encouraged the performance of operas (now fortunately lost) by Richard Wagner — a comedy called “Lohen-Grin” and later, a controversial weepie called “Dristan and Golda.”

Uh-huh, sure it is, Nudge, nudge, wink wink.

Shoulder candles are part of the uniform of the Illuminati.

Today’s strip is full of hazards, but those soap shoes — wow! Bad bad.

There are no words…LOL

They do say… “clothes make the man” and impressions are important

Is that court as in verdicts, or court as in royal?

Butt-plates would come in handy if you hear someone holler, “BOHICA!”