Kliban by B. Kliban for February 26, 2025

I wonder when they sleep together, do they spoon?

This reminds me of a limerick I heard once…

He tried using ‘sporks’ at first for practice, until he smoothed the edges off the act.

As is often the case with sports, it evolved over time.

[nerd alert] Let’s give a shout out to “Mystery Men” a pre-MCU satire featuring costumed adventurers like The Bowler, Mr. Furious, and the fork flinging Blue Rajah.

Ladles for the lady?

You’ll put her eye out, kid

(From Phil Foglio’s old Buck Godot comic) “That was a Hoffmanite throwing fork. Don’t make me use the spoon!”