Kliban's Cats by B. Kliban for December 30, 2021

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    stillfickled Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    What the….?

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    RAGs  almost 3 years ago

    Mrow? Pft, pft.

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    jonnytest  almost 3 years ago

    My cat’s favorite sentence is, “Koowerp; keet!”

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    FreyjaRN Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Honor’s favorite is, “Mrrt!” Achilles’ favorite is, “Morrrow?”

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    WaitingMan  almost 3 years ago

    Yep. Them’s catz all right.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 3 years ago

    Stopping, Doing daily stretches, in front of your owner, as they walk….

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    Steverino Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Cat noises.

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    Steverino Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Give them some myrrh. They ask for it by name.

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    willie_mctell  almost 3 years ago

    Ehrrerr

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    kauri44  almost 3 years ago

    Looking at Cat #1’s hind leg, I think he just came from the litter box (I hope). Cat #3 looks like he’s working on producing a furball. I’d think that would merit a sound all its own.

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    4892624  almost 3 years ago

    we adopted our agouti because we thought she was saying “Murnau” our favorite German expressionist film director.

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    Dobber Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Cat breath!

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    mistercatworks  almost 3 years ago

    The secret is that they make it up as they go along. If you pay attention, you can become a cat whisperer like myself and communicate with each cat in it’s own way, which is often non-verbal. It’s not easy, takes a lot of patience, and they won’t always respond, but it can be very rewarding – especially for the cat. :)

    When I walked Johnny Depp in the redwoods, he would go to the other side of a small pond to explore. After fifteen minutes, I would suggest we follow Kirby who had moved on. Johnny Depp would respond with a special meow that suggested I should go around the lake and come see the interesting stuff he found. Sometimes I would wait him out. Other times I would go see. He really did have a knack for finding interesting stuff.

    Another time we were walking along a private road in the redwoods, when we came upon a barking dog. The cats disappeared into the brush. A woman came out and took control of the dog. She asked me what I was doing.

    I told her I was just out walking my cats. Well, she gave me such a look that I had to call out, “Johnny Depp!”.

    “Meowww!”

    “OK, then.” she said and led the dog back inside.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 3 years ago

    HAPPY MEW YEAR!

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