Kliban's Cats by B. Kliban for September 06, 2022

Gas problem?

Awwww! I love fat cats…especially smoking a stoagy! PUUUREFCT! BABY!! MEOOOW!

Yes, I DO mind if you smoke in the house!

Gladys somehow felt USED when her tomcat smoked after she petted him.

If she doesn’t like the stinky stogie, she should move her chair

Are we sure there isn’t any ’nip in the cigar? Qats love qatnip.

Did the cat catch the red dot pen? Is that what’s in his mouth?

Because of cat lips, most cats don’t smoke. Poor things can’t drink through straws either. Sad.

Probably steals her cigars.

Qatnip smoking is hard-core. Puss should just stay with qannabis.