La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for April 14, 2015

I thought that pic of Ted Cruz was looking like my uncle Frederick (slightly combined with Rowan Atkinson).

Literally, at first glance, I thought it was Bill Murray. Never noticed the resemblance before.

Actually, he looks a lot like Joe McCarthy. Probably enhanced by the demogogic aura he’s got going on.

This guy is just creepy. I can’t stand the thought of seeing him in my living room for a minute, let alone four years.

Indiethink is my number one fan, I love it. He hangs on my every word.

Indie: WHAT WILL LALO SAY NEXT! (OMG he addressed me! ) Time to write five paragraphs on a 25 word comic strip!

Yeah and that Ted Cruz is a piece of homophobic hateful trash.

Oh one more thing Mr. Indy since you are my Superfan, and anybody else here that wants to contribute , I have to ask you for a donation for my upcoming trip to the pine ridge reservation in South Dakota where I’m going to be teaching cartooning classes along with a Native American cartoonists so if you could donate some money for cartooning supplies that would be great! http://www.gofundme.com/rde829s?fb_action_ids=10153425892422481&fb_action_types=og.shares&fb_ref=m_d_ty&fb_source=other_multiline&action_object_map=%5B835484779863075%5D&action_type_map=%5B%22og.shares%22%5D&action_ref_map=%5B%22m_d_ty%22%5D

Try this link, http://www.gofundme.com/rde829s

YOU ARE RIGHT INDIE, I am all powerful.Now donate to my campaign so we can give cartooning workshops to middle school and high school Oglala Lakota schoolchildren at Pine Ridge. I dare you! Also, post your picture so we can compare who looks better, you, me or Ted Cruz! lol

And write ten more paragraphs tearfully picking apart my comic strip, that’s your assignment.

Gosh, you hit a nerve! I’m impressed. Keep it up :>

Please stop dissing my former fellow Calgarian. Lol.

Oh zippy cats you guys take yourself so seriously like you’re doing gods work or something all I have to say is keep on posting and actually you could donate to my campaign to the kids would really appreciate some really nice cartoony supplies

Cartooning not cartoony! Lol

Honestly I think it’s a gas to reach out to my haters I do it all the time because it’s better to talk to you guys then to the death threat haters and stalkers I get, law-enforcement talks to them I don’t. So lighten up, have some fun

I tried to reach out Indy but you just wanna take apart everything I say. That’s cool, please knock yourself out. But I am serious please donate to my campaign it’s for a good cause. I would let you spend my money if you were going out to Pine Ridge to help but you’re not – but I am. So give! ha ha! Also I want to give you credit for not being racist which is so easy for my regular haters, and you are decent enough to not do that. That’s kind of pathetic that I have to even say that . Anyhow, if you want your paper to remove my strip from anywhere this is probably the worst place to start that campaign because it’s my syndicates website. I’d start at the newspaper. Also, come on, you can afford $20, give to my campaign, if this years trip goes well we are probably going to Alabama to do a similar event this fall or next year .

Lalo, I really like you strip and wish the trolls would go away. I know that one person posts Only Here and puts you down. I will read the rest of the comments later. I think Ted Cruz is a dangerous man and would make this country into a theocracy. His religion of course.

One more thing, the “cavalier attitude towards my haters”, come on what would you have me to have a stroke each time I get a hate letter?

I’ve been getting hate mail for over 25 years shit almost 30 and what I discovered is I’m going to outlast the haters

Ah, and how am I not a champion for them?

Actually Indy all the hundreds and hundreds of kids that I’ve taught her to me over the years I really don’t teach him ideology other then I am pro immigrant, I hate people that are racists and they already know that themselves because they feel it every day, if they are from marginalized communities- I just teach them that whats inside is what they need to express on paper and they can have any point of view they want, you know except when in high school you can’t cuss or draw sex stuff. So we’re actually on the same page as it were

So indie, were in the same place again. You don’t believe a word I’ll ever utter, but I did not lie to you, I was sincere. but I still would love for you to help these kids out. Donate if you’d like! Agrees tic and everybody who donated, thank you so much!

You are my favorite cartoon!

Hey thank you mylinmjw!