La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for September 26, 2015
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Bug Blog by Cuco Rocha Full of Holys A gun dealer in Florida is selling a $1,400 assault rifle called the Crusader. It's inscribed with a Biblical verse. So, they're Christian assault rifles because they won't kill you, right?
it’s too bad Christians don’t know anything about who they worship. Christ was a total liberal hippy. He decried violence, fed the poor, told us to obey our government and pay our taxes, practiced socialism regularly, cured poor people and dindn’t charge them, etc.. Yet American Christians picture him as a gun totiing, vengeful, greedy Republican…just llke them.
it’s too bad Christians don’t know anything about who they worship. Christ was a total liberal hippy. He decried violence, fed the poor, told us to obey our government and pay our taxes, practiced socialism regularly, cured poor people and dindn’t charge them, etc.. Yet American Christians picture him as a gun totiing, vengeful, greedy Republican…just llke them.